just come out here and I will go home with you...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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