even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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