I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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