Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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