We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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