Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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