She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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