It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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