I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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