I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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