I bet he comes in French.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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