Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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