We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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