he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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