Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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