how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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