Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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