I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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