Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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