just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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