I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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