i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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