SEEEEXXX PLEASE
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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