i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I understand Curling. That high.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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