Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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