How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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