I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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