remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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