a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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