It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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