It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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