By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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