that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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