how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
are you so shy because you have an std?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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