I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
