is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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