K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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