need another drink. this is the easiest way
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Say something about gay babies.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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