We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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