He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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