i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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