1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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