The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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