New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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