I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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