i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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