Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just had sex bonerless
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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