i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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