just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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