Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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