that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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