i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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