Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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