He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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