This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
im on a boat
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