Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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