Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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